I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
