So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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