Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We left the knife in your bed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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