Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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