thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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