your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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