she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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