So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Definitely a keeper
Most epic win involving sex or tacos. EVER!!!
Sounds like something my gf would do!
lucky
Hell, I'd give that a 10 in a sport where ratings only go to 6.
Epic win
Bla bla bla bla "something about sex and/or sports and food" bla bla bla "I'm gonna marry him/her" blaaaaa
I'm buying the ring tomorrow shit is on like 50 texts on this website. So annoying
I want her
Soo... Were the tacos good?
Hahahha so um I'm laying in bed drunk of course and i agree with this 110% put a ring on it.
*masturbates vigorously*
i just died laughing at this
This is SO original. It just blew my mind
I read this and legitimately wondered if my boyfriend posted this. brownie points?
Damn, she stole my idea! Except I plan on making chimichangas.
Oh gee we haven't heard this one before! SO unoriginal!!
Lmao nice
Nah the French judge would still deduct marks... shoulda been crépes
crèpes
whatèver
Had to chuckle at that, nice comeback.
~\o/~ a drowning man
She is like a fucking godess not just some slut but a beautiful taco making princess keep that shit forever!
Win!
This is perfect.
Keeper
WIN
If you are upset that there are repeats-- drunk me sober me-- or I'm marrying her-- then stop being so consumed by tfln that u know this shit. Ur dumb
8:31. Where?
In soviet Russia girl gets up an makes 5 course dinner.
This is too close to one posted a while back to be funny for me.
7:34.... Agreed. Blaaahhhh
If she smokes da ganja too she is the ultimate woman!
10:58 is a fuckin liar. If you were drunk you wouldn't have perfect grammar. And if you did then you're not drunk enough
Sooo were the tacos good?
So many texts that are on this site are like i'm buying the ring I'm going to propose I think I am in lobe almost all are fake
clearly youve got faith in the world.
Soviet Russian judge gives you a 0
Hardy-har-har.
@4:55 Kinda love that comment. Calling rebound
Agreed; as long she has soft, smooth, sexy white girl feet, marry her!!!!!!!
That made me a little uncomfortable for some reason...
Raux is epic
My comment never got posted because I am epic.
I love it that is so something I would do!!
Fucking awesome.
I would do this for my boyfriend. Then play a bit of COD
You marry that one right now.
I wanna marry here too!
Okay so the sex was good but more importantly were the tacos good?!
that's frickin' EPIC!
Meh I got a ring for bisciuts and gravy. Yup best in the county right hur.
Making berrien county proud
Soft, smooth, sexy white girl feet??? wtf???
I want this one as a shirt
And the big deal is? Walking around doing anything naked after great sex is everyday living!
No u make burritos
1:21 am.... No shit
..uhm fake as fuck. haha. these kids over do these "texts"
You better buy the biggest fuckin ring possible
Awwww that's so cute
Fuckin AWSOME
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