If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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