I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
