I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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