with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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