we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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