Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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