You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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