You're so nebulous sometimes
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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