the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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