There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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