i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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