How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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