we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He better not be in your backpack
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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