they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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