I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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