Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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