She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't turn off my feet"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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