There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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