I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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