Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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