I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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