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(601): View more from Mississippi

they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.

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(716): View more from New York

People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'

(508): View more from Massachusetts

what was i wearing?

(203): View more from Connecticut

nothing

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(660): View more from Missouri

We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

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(513): View more from Ohio

The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.

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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.

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(518): View more from New York

Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY

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(585): View more from New York

yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.

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