we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
