so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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