i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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