Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Dicks are not precious.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
