More tranny stories later!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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