I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
