So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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