Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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