Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dear god my vagina.
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