yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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