what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Ketchup is God's man juice
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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