I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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