so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
