i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the day after is always just damage control
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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