Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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