They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There's always time for handjobs
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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