He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
50% drunk capacity currently
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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