i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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