There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Panties = found
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