This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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