That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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