I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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