and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it glows. i had to have it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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