Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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