For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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