Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
