do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
