I smell stomach acid.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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