so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he just fucked me for my cheese..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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