But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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