On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
