I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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